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Patrick Star Quotes

Patrick from SpongeBob has the best quotes you will ever get to hear, not only are these quotes funny, some are very thoughtful and very relatable. Below are some of the funny quotes from Patrick.

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‘I have a head, it ends in a pointy point’ he also goes ahead and keeps waking people “ why do you call me Pointed?’ The irony right?

“ We better do what he says, he grows food.” because we all know how Patrick treasures his food.

“There was once a very ugly barnacle, so ugly that everyone died”

“The Inner machinations of my mids are an enigma.”

“I am Mad, I cannot see my forehead”

“ Is mayonnaise an instrument?”

“ it may be stupid, but it is also dumb”

“Sandy”s a girl?”

“Marty, Janet, Who are you people?”

“It is Mr. Dr. professor Patrick to you”

“ My parents think I am dumber than a suck of diapers”

“ Are you Squidward? It is okay, Take your time”

“You got it set to M for Mini when it should be set to W for Wumbo. You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We’ll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It’s first grade, SpongeBob!”- gibberish only Patrick himself can understand. This is Patrick’s favorite word, Wumbo.

“ I am so loyal, I have not bathed in weeks.”

“It is the apocalypse, office products are falling from the sky.”

“I keep everything I need in here, in the folds of my back fat’

“We should take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else”

“Firmly grasp it,” he says this to the Squidward who has slippery hands.

“ Do not touch me, I am sterile”

“This is not the Krusty krab, this is Patrick”

“Return what to who? It is not my wallet”

“Now that we’re men, I changed my underwear”

“ I may be ugly, but I am uglier than you, which means that I am beating you at something.”

‘ Roses are red, violet is blue, these are crusty, just like you.”

“Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom.”

“Oh! East, I thought you said, Weast”

“I am being haunted by Donald Trump”

“Twinkle twinkle patrick star”

“A snail, made out of bread”

“Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on”

“ My name is Gertrude.”

“Do not make me hit you with this piece of bread. I will come for you, I will come for your whole family,” Patrick said while trying to defend his food.

“ And then comes a giant feast”

Patrick Star Quotes

Patrick Star’s Relatable Funny Quotes.

“ I do not tell you how to go live your life”

“Sometimes we have to go deep within ourselves to solve our problems”

“Knowledge cannot replace friendship, I would rather be an idiot”

“Being a grown-up is so boring, I do not get jazz”

“I would rather have no money than lose you, money cannot replace friendship”

“When in doubt, pinky out”

“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they are

“ Just do what I do when I have problems, scream.”

“We are not cavemen, we have the technology.”

“ My diet consists of leaves, and branches and like a forest”


Patrick star’s Funny dialogues

Spongebob: “ Hey Patrick, how about you give me a piggyback ride?”

Patrick: “Spongebob, I hate to burst your bubble but I am not your father”

Spongebob: “ no let’s run to the force field”

Patrick: “ awesome SpongeBob, since we are all alone in this scary town, I will be your father and I will take care of you. We can make bubbles and make our jellyfish capture”.


“Spongebob; Patrick is that you?

Patrick: what?

Spongebob: Patrick is that you?

Patrick: I cannot hear you, it’s too dark in here. I guess I will just use my night vision.

Spongebob: you have night vision?

Patrick: You remember that flashlight stuck into my ear, I guess it found its way into my brain. Oops! Looks like the batteries are dead.”


“Spongebob: i hate you Patrcik.

Patrick: I hate you too.

Spongebob: I hate you no matter what.

Patrick: I would hate you even if I did not hate you.

I would hate you even if you were me”

“SpongeBob: What am I breaking your trust today?

Patrick: trusting you is my decision., proving me wrong is your choice.” –  This is the most famous quote by Patrick, and it applies to every relationship and our day-to-day interactions with people.


We can all agree that Patrick star has one of the best quotes ever said in the SpongeBob cartoon.


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