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Pinky and The Brain Quotes

Pinky and the Brain is an animation that was co-created by Amblin Entertainment, Warner Bros, and Stene Spielberg’s creation organization. This Animaniacs American TV series quickly became a favorite among many people due to its witty and hilarious quotes that can quickly change your mood and have you smiling in no time. These quotes can also act as a source of inspiration if you need further motivation in life and tired of being at the same place in life. The two characters of this show manage to achieve this with such ease and this is what has made it a classic.

 

Knowing you’re already anxious to know of these quotes, here’s an overview of the most popular Pinky and the Brain quotes.

 

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The Best Pinky And The Brain Quotes

 

Pinky: Russia! I’ve heard of that place! Isn’t it full of cheating, lying, and backstabbing intrigue?

Brain: The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.

Pinky: What’s free-market capitalism?

Brain: Erm… cheating, lying, and backstabbing intrigue.

 

 

Pinky: Brilliant, Brain! Oh, one quick question.

Brain: What?

Pinky: Do sea lions eat sea zebras?

Brain: You are going to be a help this time. Say it!

Pinky: “You are going to be a help this time.”

 

 

Pinky: I think I’ll ask Winnie if she wants to go to the movies with me. [barks to Winnie in sealion language; she starts swimming faster]
Brain: You just said, “Fetch me a big clown hat!”
Pinky: Oh! What a good idea!”

 

 

Brain: How are we going to get the Earth to lose weight?

Pinky: I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!

Brain: Diets don’t work.

Pinky: Not even if you call them ‘A Whole New Way of Eating?’

Brain: No.

 

 

Brain: We must prepare for tomorrow night.

Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!

 

 

Brain: As you know, people in today’s body-conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world’s population fat, slow-moving, and completely toothless.

Pinky: You mean like the guests on Jerry Springer?

Brain: Exactly, Pinklet.

 

 

Pinky: Oooo well, he had two eyes, and- and, oh a mouth right below his nose

Brain: How very descriptive.

 

 

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

 

 

The Brain: Pay attention, Pinky! When Cleopatra reigned as Queen / with Roman leaders she was often seen. / But when she had no ruling friend / she found a poisonous snake to bite her in the end.

Pinky: A bite down there I really wouldn’t recommend!

The Brain: I won’t need world alliances / when I’m commanding everyone’s appliances.

Pinky: Oh no Brain, that would really smart, / to be bitten on the bottom by a Cuisinart!

 

 

Brain: After [Snowball], Pinky! He’s about to engage the machine!

Pinky: Poit! I didn’t even know they were going steady. We really ought to bring a gift, Brain. [Brain grabs him and runs after Snowball.] Do you know where they’re registered? Congratulations, Snowball! We’re so happy for you and your fianceé! A hamster engaged to a big machine? What will people say?

Brain: Stop being foolish, Pinky.

Pinky: Oh you’re right, Brain, as long as they’re happy. We should get them something nice; a fondue set, maybe. I mean, after all, we are getting tight hats in the bargain.

 

 

Brain: Come, Mindy, it’s time for us to conquer the world.

Mindy: Why?

Brain: By right of superior intelligence, I am best suited to guide the destiny of this planet.

Mindy: Why?

Brain: My empirical powers give me the mandate.

Mindy: Why?

Brain: Because it’s something I want to do!!

 

 

Brain: As you know, people in today’s body-conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world’s population fat, slow-moving, and completely toothless.

Pinky: You mean like the guests on Jerry Springer?

Brain: Exactly, Pinklet.

 

 

Brain: Look at these tapes! “It’s a Sugary-Wugary Day” by Laffie. “Life’s a Rosy-Posie Bed of Honey” by Marie Fluis and Pork Chop. The titles alone are enough to make my teeth rot!

Pinky: I’ll help you floss.

Brain: I’ll help you hurt!

 

 

Brain: Hey, where’s Elmyra?

Pinky: Oh no, she’s lost! We might never see her again!

Brain: Stop trying to cheer me up, Pinky. She’s got the tape.

Boy: Mooom! I wanna go back to the ride where the little atronomic girl is tearing up all the fuzzy animals!

Brain: Oh no! Elmyra’s wandered into the plush toy store!

 

 

Brain: And each year, in a misbegotten melange of civic pride and corporate boosterism, they [the Gristle Meat Company] throw a huge televised parade down the main street of town, the Meat Parade. And one lucky little girl is chosen to lead that parade on television before millions of people. Do you know who that lucky little girl is this year, Pinky?

Pinky: Someone named Meat? [laughs] Meat!

Brain: Meat my fist, Pinky.

 

 

Brain: Pinky? What are you doing? You’re supposed to be with Elmyra!

Pinky: In all my years in the movie business, I have never been treated so shabbily! I tell you, Brain, that show has gone to Elmyra’s head! Give someone a little power, and they turn on you like a rogue duck! Zort!

Brain: A rogue duck? Pinky, Elmyra has a pretend show. It’s all inside her drum-like head.

Pinky: Honestly, Brain, if you’re going to make excuses for her unprofessional behavior, [stammers] …I just don’t care to listen!

 

 

Brain: Any questions?

Pinky: Just one, Brain. How do they get the snow to fall when you shake up those little souvenir globes?

[Later]

Brain: Particles of white material with a slight negative buoyance relative to the water in which they are suspended.

Pinky: How’s that?

Brain: Those souvenir globes, that’s how they get the snow to fall in them.

 

 

Brain: [Referring to Pinky’s comic book] Pinky, who would want to read about two lab mice trying to take over the world? Who would want to read about my failures?

Pinky: Oh, believe me, Brain, to a human, our nightly exploits would be a humorous diversion that would magically transmute the dreary workaday world into a fanciful realm of zany hijinks!

 

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